Best Overheards of 2019

I'm back at it to give you, you, and yours the best overheards of 2019.

"The Ear Hustler" stays busy because people never disappoint with the words I hear coming out of their mouths. The best of the best are not ranked or placed in any particular order. I'll let you guys decide!

"I've watched her gums recede like an old man's hairline."

"I'm hotter than two rats fcukin' in a wool sock."

"The Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I poop on company time."

"I called to shoot the 💩with you, but damn you just had to go get a job."

"It's hotter than hookers in fish grease."

"It's hard to raise grown folks."

"Two broken people can't share the same Band-Aid."

"I know you meant Coca-Cola not cocaina."

"She was older than us for sure, she had on a slip."

"I should have been a stripper, but I have too many degrees."

"I can do all things through Christ that compensates me."

"When she's in a relationship she's straight "Handmaid's Tales." When she's not it's Cirque du Ho-leil."

"My problem is I can't exercise my "hoe spirit," my morals won't let me."

"Person #1: "I don't know why all these thots follow me?" Person #2: "Sometimes you gotta get thot got."

"If brains were dynamite he wouldn't even be able to blow his nose."

"He needs his ass whopped. It will improve his attitude."

"For God so loved the world, he did not send a group text message!"

"They're both faker than a Nigerian email scam."

"He'll always be baby daddy, but he might not always be husband."

"I think they both bought their hair from the same carpet company." (in regards to bundles)

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